sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

#i 

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

grawly:

i don’t even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

im that trash person that changes their icon and url on the same day it’s gaygeckos/melissamccall here guys i changed url again i am literally such trash